he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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