So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Randomize