normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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