idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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