It's Friday. Sex?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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