oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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