no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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