we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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