almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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