I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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