I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize