I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
