so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
is wine microwaveable?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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