Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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