why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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