Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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