As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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