I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
This house was built for laser tag.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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