thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Randomize
