There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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