he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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