Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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