Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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