I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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