she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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