sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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