official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's official drugs can't kill me
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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