That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
They are going to name an STD after you.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
tell me about the eggs
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