Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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