is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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