dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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