Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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