Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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