Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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