Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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