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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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