are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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