when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Quick, to the slutcave!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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