ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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