It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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