Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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