So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
birth control should be required to get into college
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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