If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you win again, gameday.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
So. Much. Porn.
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