I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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