I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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