It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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