No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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