Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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