i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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