It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Randomize
