You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Randomize
